Here are funny Nigerian pick up lines that are disrespectful. Indeed indirectly, these funny Nigerian compliments are insulting to your person.
No try am o. If person wants to insult you with a style and if you no understand, the person go still do am for gentle way. When it comes to disrespecting your person, there are honourable ways that one can throw a savage on you and still make you feel cool.
Sometimes it might come as a compliment but it is actually disrespectful. Check out some of these words that might actually come as disrespectful to your person but if you don't care about it, you might even laugh it out.
These are sampling hilarious comments from friends that are funny but actually disrespectful.
Hilarious Nigerian Compliments that are Disrespectful
Make we talk am as e be, no joy but you go laugh and if this one no makes you laugh, e better make you go see a comedian. Is this True? If You Want to Experience Hunger Go and Live with a Wealthy Family
[1]. Wow! So you're this smart.
[2]. See as you dey shine your eyes like thief.
[3]. This your cloth fine ooo, but if you see the original one you go bow.
[4]. See as you just resemble big man! Chaiii, see complimentary insult.
[5]. See how you dey run like thief.
[6]. Once they start like: with all due respect...! Just know that the next line is a very huge insult that will give you sleepless nights for 600 years.
[7]. This your wretch watch fine ooo but the original cost well, well lol so na fake wretch watch I wear abi.
[8]. See as you dey like big man pikin... As if am from poor masses before.
[9]. See as you fine scatter..., I no know why you never marry.
[10]. This your cloth still deh, Ahhh e no de oldooo. Chioma you are ment, tunda faya you.
[11]. This shirt don suffer for your body. Werey. If I wear am 10 years e no concern you.
[12]. Na only today you talk sense.
[13]. As I see this cloth from afar I no say nah you. My instinct no dey deceive me. Werey instinct kee you dere.
[14]. See Chukwuebuka of yesterday, you don grow finish.
[15]. If they see you they won't know your daddy is receiving salary, our model.
[16]. This your shoes fine o... but try dey change am.
[17]. Nne you look so beautiful and gentle... wonder why your not married yet... woman dey like flower oh.
[18]. Nawa oo... See as you don fine finish... That is, I no fine before abi.
[19]. This ya flat yansh don dey come out ooo.
[20]. With all due respect!
[21]. My brother will be like, I know say na money you want ask but no matter how touching your story might be now, am not touching my money ooo.
[21]. Your husband go enjoy ooo... Thunder fire my ex.
[22]. You have really grown and you are now a big man. Like they weren’t expecting me to grow or be a big man.
[23]. Imagine I wear suit go church ooo. My first time since when I dey small and someone just be like; Ehee pastor, pastor.
[24]. You come dey fine these days ooh!
[25]. You can trekk ooo. You con fine today ooo. You done reach to marry ooo. You day fine for picture ooo.
[26]. First time wey you dey talk sense.
[27]. The next time this wig come world, e no go branch your side.
[28]. I saw your shoe and pams outside, I no say you dey inside.
[29]. As I see those shoes I know say na you come.
[30]. With due respect sir, I don’t want to insult you.
[31]. My younger sis telling me well done.
[32]. The next time wey the cloth, wig, shoe come life e no go branch your side.
[33]. This one your looking fine today. Nkechi I know I look homeless 90% of the time, thank you for the gentle reminder.
[34]. This one wey you for baff today so, e be like say person dey find you come today ooo.
[35]. This your shirt fine ooo but if you see the original, you go like am.
[36]. Your house look neat today ooo, e be like say your husband dey around.
[37]. See you get body... person no go know say you never chop since morning, as you broke and no dey chop well e no go show for your body.
[38]. Hmmmm, pastor pastor... dis your clothe come make you fine today.
[39]. Your friend may call you "werey" and it's a compliment but in the normal sense, it's disrespectful.
[40]. This your handwriting self, na only God know how you take dey pass.
[41]. Ehn ehn you done dey fine small small ooo, which guy dey deceive you.
[42]. This your beloveth shirt sef ehhhh.
[43]. As I see you from far, I know say na you. You no dey change this cloth?
[44]. Na you fine like this.
[45]. This your cloth fine ooo buh if you see the original one, you go like am.
[46]. As I see your shoes outside I don know say na you.
[47]. One girl was like... See nkemakonam of yesterday, is now a man. This God is wonderful ooo. Kaii eeh!
[48]. You come dey look fresh this days, you don dey chop up.
[49]. Fine girl you too make sense but na husband remain.
[50]. As I see you from far I know say na you cos of that your clothes. Hope you are fine.
[51]. I hear your odour from junction.
[52]. See as you dey fine like say you be better person.
[53]. With due respect but end up disrespecting.
[54]. I knew it was you... immediately I perceived that smell, na only you get am.
[55]. Dis one wey you carry brush dey brush dis early morning, wetin happen? Shey your mouth dey smell ni abi you wan go kiss? So because I dey always chop before eating come mean say I can’t fit change my brushing routine? Ikegwuru!
[56]. You are such a nice person, unlike other people from your tribe.
[57]. In my own very soft tone. Which sane person does things that way? You sef no go no say I don call you werey.
[58]. You no get wetin to do with money as you still dey single.
[59]. Our iyawo... you come dey add up well, well ooo you sure say e never enter? Omo union wey never even reach anywhere.
[60]. Na him dey knack you!
[61]. Ancient of days, as old as you are.
[62]. Omo you been fine gan o as at last year... wetin come happen. Buhari happened Oga ko gerrout!
[63]. Omo you looked good today o, what's the occasion? So person no fit just shower, dress and smell nice.
[64]. You done big finish oh... Asin!
[65]. I nor know say you get sense like this oh... Like I wasn't created with brains.
[66]. See as persin fine like witch... A beg witch they fine?
[67]. See as you come fat... Like sapa was my surname.
[68]. See as you fresh like today bread... I never own a bakery let alone being a bread.
[69]. Seeing my DP and be like "Babe make them do me small thing now".
[70]. DP of boo and I and they will be like 'were una for they see this love self'... I no understand
abegi how many I go fit talk.
[71]. I don't blame you... it's because I tell you.
[72]. See as you come fine. Fine woman no massa.
[73]. You and dis your black bra.
[74]. Hmmm am happy you’re studying hard for this Jamb but on this 5th one let it show in your result.
[75]. You dey add oh, wetin you dey shop.
[76]. See as you dey fine... You no wan marry?
[77]. Guy this shoe don try but e sha still fine ooo...
[78]. This clothes fine ooo how much be the original?
[79]. You fine today ooo, shey I no con fine before?
[80]. See as you look like better person today, as if I'm not one.
[81]. This your shoe fine ooo... the original go mad I swear.
[82]. This your shape na killer I swear but just try make your belle flat small. Abeg na belle I get I no kill person.
[83]. Mummy G.O, wetin make you dress like this?
[84]. Wow you look good, you don dey add weight.
[85]. As you don hammer, you no dey call person again oh.
[86]. You don dey get body oo see your cheeks!
[87]. Our wife. Your clothe is fine ooo... Who gave you?
[88]. Me coming back to villa after 2 years... Ehh, Emma You don grow finish ooo...
[89]. This one wey you slim like this? You dey sick? Abi you no dey chop at all? Or na all this una dieting for shape. Nonsense and ingredient.
[90]. I no know say you get sense like this ooo.
[91]. Shebi you go school?
[92]. This one wey your dress fine today. Like I no dey dress well other days.
[93]. This one wey you just dey parade kitchen. Hmmmn, Oya open your mouth.
[94]. As you da waka up and down with this your fine shoes hope no be after pay.
[95]. Finally you don get work.
[96]. Shey you dey chop at all. My slim fit how far?
[97]. See your face, big head.
[98]. This one when you dey ready one go marriage, who dey marry nor senior you oh.
[99]. You don dey go ohh... you sure say you go come back so or make we nor remain food for you.
[100]. If na me get your skills, I would have become a millionaire.
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